cog porn

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.

"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."

by unkledadi April 9, 2023

Popeye car

A car with only 1 headlight on, like Popeye The Sailor Man cartoon.

Fuckin' eh, man, did you notice that last night we saw like 25 of those Popeye cars?!

by Starchylde July 11, 2015

Potential Victim

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".

"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."

by kngcn August 20, 2012

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 8, 2017

ex-poop

When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.

This poop was so much better than my ex-poop

by DR. Bitcoin July 12, 2018

fast food politics

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.

Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."

by Prankster October 30, 2017

Poplar

A fierce beautiful Goddess who will love you intensely, but cut right through your shite.

That Poplar was so fine.

by Shougo February 12, 2022