ghetto pilates 

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.

I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.

ghetto pilates by majortomSF November 6, 2008

Paternal racism

A form of racism exhibited by those who think that because a minority has suffered in the past, they are immediately less capable of logic, rationality, character, and success. Someone who is paternally racist thinks that due to these perceived shortcomings, minority members need constant hand-holding and affirmation in order to make it. Paternal racists will often believe they know what's best for minorities and feel very comfortable speaking for entire minority groups. This stems from their inability to acknowledge that minority individuals are just as capable and competent as them. Paternal racism is frequently witnessed in individuals who are over-eager to prove to others how non-racist they are. Paternal racism is superficially well-intentioned, but in reality thrives on categorizing minorities as lesser beings. It perpetuates the damaging stereotype that minorities are less capable and need help for everything.

To black person: "I think it's ridiculous our professor expects you to get A's on the test. Doesn't he know how hard you guys have it?"

Black person: "Smh, paternal racism."

Paternal racism by Geegeege May 26, 2017

2nd Place 

First Loser

Person 1: Know what 2nd place is?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: First Loser

2nd Place by The name I wanted was taken June 5, 2010

no no place 

The tingly place between legs

BO makes me tingle in my no no place.

no no place by Smithica December 4, 2007

Rachel Princess Patel 

A professional dickteaser with an incredible ability to seduce people in doing whatever she wants. Using her outstanding beauty she strips men of their dignity by making them drive up three hours and receive nothing in exchange - no compliments, no thank yous, no hand holding and EVEN not one titty! Not even one titty! She will make any men buckle to her demands. Warriors will throw down their swords and surrender themselves to the "Princess" 's every command.

The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.

Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.

What a Rachel Princess Patel! He drove up three hours to visit her - hoping for something. Maybe a quick peek. But she didn't submit. She didn't hold his hand. Didn't kiss him and of course didn't show him even one titty. After all, seeing one titty, is like seeing both right?

Rachel Princess Patel by Failed Warrior January 24, 2011

droppin plates

A plate refers to a record. When they say "we're droppin plates on your ass", it means they are making albums. That's why the whole song talks about their music, etc.

We're droppin plates on your ass bitch

droppin plates by Trikkur June 3, 2007

third plateau

the third of 4 possible plateaus when being high on DXM
Personally, the most enjoyable plateau; but not suitable to experience if you're trying to hide it from parents.

3rd Plateau: 7.5-15 mg/kg This level has strong intoxications and hallucinations. Things can become very confusing as your thinking processes are disturbed. You can sometimes daze-off into your own world, and get lost in your own mind. Trips in this plateau can sometimes be unpleasant.
source: http://www.dextroverse.org/whatis.html#polistirex

"Dude... I'm third plateau right now... I can like... see the air particles"

third plateau by robogirl October 17, 2008