Perseus

Perseus, the kind of guy who asks "where my hug at?", has no sense of personal space, and no sense of the word no. Acts like he's 12 when he's 24. He will tell you he has a Ph.D. in psychology, was a chef in LA, and was in the military by 24 years old. He is a narcissist and I'm pretty sure a psychopath. He dates girls for two days before moving on. When on a double date, he will diagnose everyone there with mental illnesses. He'll take pictures for you without asking and force himself into every conversation.

"this guy told me i was mesmerizing and intriguing"

"yep that's perseus for you"

by duckduck04 November 30, 2023

perscription

you probably pronounce prescription like this too you dumb motherfucker

Jim: I need a perscription

Bob: You mean prescription?

Jim: No I need to figure out how many scripts I have so I need a perscription

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Perseid

I see the Most Beautiful Soul,

Looking up in wonderment at a Perseid Shower .....

My heart leaps,

For when our eyes meet, I am lost forever ..... 'and you smile because' my Love, You know

The Perseid Meteors shower each year, reaching a peak around 11th August .... it is said that those who are born during the time of this most Magical event, bring exquisite Beauty into the world, and if we are lucky enough ever to look into their eyes, we too will be Blessed with All that is Good.

by Only You I Love August 22, 2024

Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass

I love doing the Persian Popsicle.

by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024

perscooted

Very high, so high you can see the clouds turn orange, and you start to yap

After many rips of the bong, I felt “perscooted”

by Hopstomper June 8, 2024

persecuteion

Incessant badgering by admirers and/or jealous competitors due to your exceptionally-good looks.

Parents should teach their angel-faced little ones about personal boundaries --- both for themselves and others --- and protect them from da persecuteion of unfeeling fellow humans.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Persiacution

What da residents of Iran accuse various warmongering countries of committing against them.

If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024