painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

by teknologik May 28, 2009

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

by Fistinator October 14, 2010

Pantagonist

A main character in a book, movie, or Video Game who is known for being neutral, gray, or walking the line between good and evil; Could also be a character that has CHANGED sides or PRETENDED to change sides (Or in a video game, can change sides if the player wishes).
Pantagonist is a triple play on words, Pan meaning all and it also being a combination of Protagonist and Antagonist.

Shadow the Hedgehog -- From the game of the same name -- Is a Pantagonist.

by FroXen October 19, 2012

Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.

Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.

by nicknoodles November 27, 2012

Pantalonies

A pair of pants in another language.

"What language is it a word in?"

"My stoner language. Pantalonies is a real thing."

by Highlanguage December 27, 2013

painthead

the wannabe emo girls at your school who dye their hair a different hair every week.

"That girl is a total painthead, she definitely browses tumblr"

by zoomer xn March 26, 2017