pooped his pants

When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.

Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?

Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.

by DizzyAH March 8, 2009

poofer

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand

"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"

by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007

pooperscooper

1)The job of someone who follows around dogs.
2)last resort if a plunger doesnt work

1)Stupid dog quit makin scoop all this poop
2)Aww shit, the plungers broken. Honey get the pooper scooper

by Mr. Pooper February 13, 2004

poopernocturne

literally "fear of lead"

His poopernocturne make handling computer boards risky.

by ssjkriccolo December 7, 2006

Pooperbomb

Holding in ur poop after a while ur poop becomes explosive and can destroy ur city

1. Hey Bob yesterday i succeeded to hold in for 10hours after that i had a Pooperbomb my butt was all red and brownish

by MigueI May 21, 2008

Poopernoodles

Tiny gay dogs owned by tiny gay men.

Trevor: "Just pop those puff pastries in the oven and...oh my God, here come the poopernoodles!" (jumping around and clapping ensues)

by Stanknut July 9, 2010

Pooberry

A mushroom. They grow on shit, or shit-like substance...the berry or fruit of shit. Pooberry.

Please don't buy anymore mushrooms! I don't like the pooberry in our spaghetti sauce.

by Eaten by the Whale March 20, 2011