ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

by eatin October 31, 2006

pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011

Pocket Ridic

A response to a ridiculous almost unbelievable story or statement. It is usually the only response that makes sense in the situtation.

Larry: Man last night i got pulled over three times on the way home...
Mark: That's Pocket Ridic man...

by Ajsan February 26, 2006

Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

by Savagecabbage29 April 15, 2017

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 26, 2012

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020