plock

Plock is a term frequently used to reference a woman's private area. Specifically, this is used when referencing a woman who may have a particularly unattractive area.

That skank is over there throwing her plock all over that guy on the dance floor.

by amdubz August 12, 2009

Phonk

1. The creative essence inside of people. Just waiting to be manifested through your own actions.
2. A mix between hip hop and psychedelic rock & roll.

1. "Hey man, just keep on feeling that Phonk & it'll take care of you."
2. "The Phonk goes where I go. It feels what I feel, & I feel it too. "
3. "Feel the Phonk".

by Phonkadelic March 12, 2017

plonky

a penguin you put in a mircowave in order to warm up. the penguin then retains the heat and slowly re-releases it into your body.

Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.

Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.

It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.

Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.

girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"

by H - June 15, 2008

phonk

A word of expression (usually replacing the word 'fuck') once commonly used by those of Yahoo! chat.

Heero_the_Lonely_Soul:Dude...that is phonked.
TenshiHiarashi:Omg, wtp
Heero_the_Lonely_Soul: <snd=PHONKPHONK.wav>
billy_bob:XD LOL PHONK PHONK


Jim:PHONK YOU
Bob:SHUT THE PHONK UP
Jim:WTP?

by Blizihizake July 20, 2003

Plankerjerk

To help someone with a task in a very confident manner.

"My priest plankerjerked me when I needed some religious comfort."

by Joreycones January 16, 2010

Planking

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.

Lets go planking, man

by flip69 June 12, 2011

Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.

Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!

by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011