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otter suck

The action of sucking the juice out of an Otter Pop, or similar squeeze popsicle.
That was a very audible otter suck.
by lizkenes January 26, 2010
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osterlocious

a step-dads word for confusing his stepkids.
when his stepkids are being bad, he says, "stop being so osterlocious!!"
by bobslave July 11, 2010
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Otter's bottom

When the inside of ones mouth feels dry and manky
Woahh dude all that beer and kebabs last night gave me a mouth like an otter's bottom!
by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012
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Osterduce

Osterducing: The act of ripping of one's genitalia with the use of sharp-barbed tentacles which erupt from one's vagina in a myriad of numbers. Generally the osterducing occurs whenever an adolescent participates in tom foolery and shameful shenanigans. During the excruciating process, some have been known to reach sexual orgasm, blood and semine, among other fluids, dripping from their ripped nethers. Though the supreme court has not technically classified this action as rape, they have classified osterducing as assault and battery. The penalty for osterducing is 3 months in an asylum and 12 months of rehabilitation for the victim. The one who committed the osterducing is protected by the DIO act. (Diplomatic Immunity for Osterducers). Though protestors continually riot over this almost seemingly incredulous act, the supreme court judges refuse to re-examine this case. In an almost poetic sense of the word, they call osterducing a quiet form of vigilante justice to "Shameful Youngsters."

Some of the signs and systems of osterducing are:
1. Screaming while clutching their genitals.

2. Blood and semine dripping on the floor from the ceiling.
3. Frantic cries of: "This is not rape technically but it hurts like a Bitch!"
4. An adult individual with tentacles emerging from their nethers.
5. Suction cup marks on the victims body and or scrotum.

If you know anyone who has been osterduced or is currently being osterduced right now, please call this hotline:

1800-PLZ-HELP
Johnny went around egging elderly neighbor's houses and one of them osterduced him. He doesn't come out of his home or speak anymore. He only screams when someone mentions tentacle hentai.
by Goobypls November 6, 2012
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Osterbacking

The act of going too far with something. Usually in a homosexual or awkward sense.
Friend 1: "Yo I'm tryna get this bitch to suck my dick tho !"

Friend 2: "Haha yee I'm boutta hit up Palmela tongiht tho ya feel"

Osterbacker: "I'll just have Grant do that for me!"

......

Everyone at the same time: "Too far Ryan.. always Osterbacking"
by DatAintBigG October 6, 2013
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Otterboxability

Otterboxability
Ah-Ter-Box-uh-bil-i-tee

noun, plural abilities.
1.
power or capacity to hold physically, mentally, legally, morally.

Adjective
2. Hard, Durable, Everlasting, Forever etc.

Example:
I love your new phone! Your case however doesn't live up to the otterboxability of the original.

Origin of Otterboxability: Demo Chatsworth, California
Otterboxability
Example:
I love your new phone! Your case however doesn't live up to the otterboxability of the original.
by MCROMEY April 14, 2015
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Otter Magic

Otter Magic, is a lighthearted, comic and intentional corruption of the word automatic. Otter Magic is a term used by folks well versed in firearms use and terminology. The phrase its self is used to refer to semiautomatic weapons, and specifically to semiautomatic shotguns.
Guy #1: Dude, check it out! I gust got my new pump shotgun today! I'll finally be able to shoot fast like a Boss.

Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
by SuperBaconJam April 20, 2015
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