A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024
by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018
A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.
Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!
by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021
a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020
The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021