Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

Nonce

Alex stephen. he touches kids every ady and loves to finger kids because he drives a white van

" That boy in the white van alex, hes a right nonce

by 000000034ff October 15, 2020

Nonce

Adam, the kiddy fiddler

Wow Jimmy Savile is such a Nonce

by Gunsmoke November 16, 2018

quirky nonce

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

Nonce

UK slang for a pedophile.

Nate: Oi mate,see that guy over there
Gary: Ye? What about Im'
Nate: he looks a right nonce

by AmericanDictator January 3, 2018

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022