fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

Fake friends

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck

I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019

Fake Friday

Day before a day off in the middle of a work week. The term “fake Friday” is used because Friday is the day before the weekend, so “fake Friday” is the day before a day off that typically wouldn’t be regularly scheduled. Fake Friday can often be compared to Christmas because of how exciting is it.

“Do we have school tomorrow?”
“No, so today’s Fake Friday.”

by onlyangel October 15, 2019

Fake vibing

Marquis McGilbra made this ….. when someone fakes a feeling or aurora around you and you realize later after hanging or communicating with this person

FAKE VIBING is when a women fake vibes with you when you hang out with her and you think everything is good but when y’all leave each other her true colors show

by Marquis 🏀🏀🏀 December 17, 2021

Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.

The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.

by Wharfg October 16, 2013

fake natty

A person who claims he is natural/natty
but secretly takes steroids or other illegal drugs that enhance looks muscle mass, fat%, dryness, etc

{natty=he/she takes no steroids,ghg or any illegal drugs that enhance athletic performance or look}
{PDE drugs=performance enhancing drugs e.g. steroids}

"this instagram model claims to be a lifetime natural, but everybody knows he's a fake natty"
"look at him, he's such a fake natty he's biceps are bigger than my head!!!"

by nattybabygains August 11, 2017

Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019