fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.

The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.

by Wharfg October 16, 2013

Fake vibing

Marquis McGilbra made this ….. when someone fakes a feeling or aurora around you and you realize later after hanging or communicating with this person

FAKE VIBING is when a women fake vibes with you when you hang out with her and you think everything is good but when y’all leave each other her true colors show

by Marquis 🏀🏀🏀 December 17, 2021

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

by broham14 February 17, 2010

fake culture

a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.

Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.

by please enter your username March 24, 2021