National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

Mrs.Murphey

The teacher that tells you to get a life when you say skskskks

Girl: skskksk
Mrs.Murphey: get a life

by And I ooooop skskskksks October 23, 2019

On Mumps

Slang for asking for ones confirmation in regards to an event that occurred.

Particularly used in the Killarney Area in Vancouver BC.

Rob: Bro my mom just died
John: Say on Mumps!

by Thegoat88 December 5, 2021

Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

Allen-Murphing

Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.

Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing

by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022

ant murph

a sick fucking kid from nogzy

lad tha ant murph is gang

by L11 nog December 13, 2022

The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick

“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”

by Neolapse December 27, 2022