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Midge

A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.
Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
by Onetothenuts November 15, 2012
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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".
A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.
by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
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midget

acronym for 'mini idiots dangerously growing even tinier'
omg look @ da midget ova der.. hez lyk so smal!
by juss anotherr gurl... October 1, 2005
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midget salad

a sexual position that is usually used on forign people on the 4th of july while having sex with taco salads
(not to be confused with midget sundae
yes ill have the midget salad with ranch dressing
by scott wakeling March 24, 2003
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Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from the DNC, the Fake News Media, and their fellow Hypocrites. They don't look up the information and Fact Check for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That America should become a Third World Country within a One World Order. They believe that they are entitled to whatever they want for free and that someone else should pay for it. They don't believe in GOD or Jesus. Pretty much the definition of a Mental Midget is a person who believes that one plus one equal three (1 + 2 = 3), because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.
A Mental Midget is a person who only believes what they are indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe in, because they aren't able to think for themselves.
by Proud11BDeplorable December 19, 2018
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Midget

Some one who is under (and i have reshrched this fact) 4' 8" is a midget. a drawf is under 4'2". I am 4' 10" which is not legally a midget to qualify for certien benifits. So all you mother fuckers who think i a m one FUCK OFF YOU WANKER!
Valerie is a white midget, with a black chicks ass! Yeah Boy!
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