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Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.
Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’
by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025
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Micro:bit

Person A: Micro:bit sucks
Person B: yea
by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025
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Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.
“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”
by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025
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Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc
no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?
by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025
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ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".
-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!
by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013
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lil microbølgeovn

oooh shit boiiiii that is a bar from lil microbølgeovn aka Axel foleys new mixtape!!!
by ungspillerpopperpiller August 15, 2018
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Gym micro set

😜😜😜 burned 700 calories and yah ate after so.....
🤣🤣🤣 Gym micro set.
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 9, 2020
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