Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

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Micro:bit

Boring piece of shit I made jingle bells in

Person A: Micro:bit sucks
Person B: yea

by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025

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The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

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Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025

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ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".

-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!

by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013

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