Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask

“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”

by Option 22 July 14, 2020

Maskercising

The repetitive motion of taking on and off your mask.

I've been maskercising to avoid spreading germs

by Jewel5 July 28, 2020

mask strutter

A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.

Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.

by Free the mind August 14, 2020

Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.

Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.

by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020

Maskiddent

Forgetting your mask is on when about to consume food or beverages.

I had a maskiddent in line at the DMV when I forgot my mask was on and I tried to drink my iced coffee thru my mask and it left a giant brown stain on the front of it but I was in line for 6 hours so I had to wait til I was done to wash it.

by pleasure hunter August 28, 2020

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

masklite

Combination of "mask" and "lite." People who use face masks just for social media purposes and photographs. They will otherwise wear a mask on their chins or off one ear most of the time, but will put on their mask to look credible and for clout when cameras are around.

When you're so excited to be invited to a social distance and responsible event, only to see everyone being masklite until the group photos happen.

by Xtiaanity October 28, 2020