Weapon of Mass Dissent

1. A person who breaks away and stands out from the crowd
2. Someone who has 0 respect for Authority
3. Someone who distrusts the Media and the Government
4. Truth Seeker
5. An excellent Poem by Warrior-Poet VivaChe

When the reporter decided to grow balls and ask the President some REAL questions, he showed everyone that he was a Weapon of Mass Dissent, not just some pansy-ass.

by Morpheus July 30, 2004

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.

"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.

Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!

by Edman March 6, 2005

oral massage

The act of getting the penis massaged with a females mouth

juice: can i get some money.
bitch: no.
juice: you suck!
bitch: nope, i give more of a oral massage, than sucking

by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004

elenie massacre

a beast on myspace who lies about her age but is 14 years old and technically a baby prostitute. she photoshops her face and hair so much that you wouldn't recognize her in person, or you would mistake her for a drag queen.

"OMG do you see that hooker on the corner?"
"no silly, that's just elenie massacre"

by lalatitatalala April 7, 2008