long rider

a person serving a life sentence in prison; lifer
Before Dahmer was killed, he was to be a long rider.
by The Thinker July 26, 2004
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long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.
I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.
by Octopod November 07, 2003
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long-sword

A weapon of awesomeness in the final fantasy series. Usually held with both hands. Can do damage double that of a regular sword.
Dude, I just bought an awesome +7 long-sword the other day.
by Chadizzle January 21, 2007
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long throat

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from a short distance away and tries to preform deep throat from a jump of a great distance. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. When she was ready, she started running for the bed.
by Adam Proctor October 26, 2007
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bear long

To take a long time at a difficult task (popular in the east end of london) bear meaning long time and long meaning difficult...
ah man... dat task is bear long!
by nettou April 20, 2006
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Long noodle

Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.
Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."
by Wen* January 31, 2009
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long-baller

A guy who has one of his testicles hanging significantly lower than the other one.
"One of that guys balls is like 4 inches lower than the other one."
"He must be a long-baller."
by Chasay Machews April 21, 2007
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