LIZARD

A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.

HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?

NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?

by anonymous March 20, 2023

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.

e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.

by genericname July 16, 2020

Crag Lizard

An Offensive slur

Ah look at that Crag Lizard!

by tavg123 December 6, 2023

Lizard

Someone who acts like a knob or shows off their military uniform used commonly by british people on social media to label people who act like knows in their kit

Oh have you seen this air cadet they are such a lizard

by Melon musk January 26, 2022

Slot lizard

1. Women looking for "special attention" sitting at the slot machines in a casino .

2 . Slot lizards to casinos are the same as lot lizards to truck stops

The casino was full of slot lizards for the people to see 👀!

by Boombox85 September 18, 2022

lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.

so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.

by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013