Lizandro 

The most badass dude you will ever meet. He is hot, smart, funny, caring, and is loved by all. Never gets into fights unless people deserve it, and always tries to have a great time

John: Hey did you go to that party last night?
Jeremy: Nah, but I heard it was off the hook because Lizandro was there.
John: ya man, it was baggin and he had all the girls

Lizandro by Lizandro's sexy girlfriend March 7, 2009

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

Lizards tongue by shockin burt June 2, 2018

Lizandra 

A beautiful girl with a nice soul who loves to decorate and party plan. She is very family oriented and loves to spend time with her dog. She loves taking care of other and traveling the wold. If you know a Lizandra you are in luck cause you met someone who is one of a kind!

I sure love Lizandra she is one of a kind!

Lizandra by Santa1988 January 7, 2017

LizardBreath

When you are screaming at some one named Elizabeth but mispronounce it and scream LizardBreath instead.

Note: DON'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE!!! She will be PISSSSED at you if you do.

Person 1: She Must Be an Elizabeth because he just called her LizardBreath.
Person 2: Ya, she is probably Pissssed.

LizardBreath by LizardBreath6704 November 16, 2016

Lazard Strategy Question 

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

Lazard Strategy Question by BruceW April 16, 2009

apathetic lizardman 

A term derived from the game Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) An apathetic lizardman is a player of which does not care how he plays, nor will he or she ever put any form of effort into the game to gain anything, or progress. Usually very unemotional.

Lol, that guy was farming in the Treasury! He's such an apathetic lizardman!

apathetic lizardman by SaschaVykos June 21, 2006

Lizardsquad 

A group of shitty hackers that still managed to do just enough to piss off more people in a month than the entirety of 4chan has since it's existence.

Lizardsquad aren't the best hackers, but they sure did piss off some over obsessive gamers.

Lizardsquad by Do I Smell Burning? January 14, 2015