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You obviously have no life because you're a virgin and/or are good at anything that doesn't involve sex such as breathing.
by An Unintelligent Being March 27, 2008
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Life is a experience where our state of reality is manipulated by "divines tools". We are only a bunch of extraordinary proparties influencing each other through existentialism. Such proparties of reality are you're biological and psychological entities and sociological and environmental influences. These four proparties of reality will influence each other shaping your character and personality and the profound effects are so difference and random that each person will have a unique unpredictability that makes you your own person. Alot of this on the other hand will depend on your birthplace.
Charles Manson's life is a great example but anything that is complex enough will do.
by xicorrocix July 31, 2006
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For any system to be considered a life form, it must meet the following criteria:

1. It must be able to react to its environment beyond simple physical properties
2. It must be able to regulate its internal environment (Homeostasis)
3. It must be able to maintain it self without outside instruction
4. It must require energy to operate
5. It must be able to, on a population level, reproduce

by Jonathan Bass February 27, 2008
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An often exaggerated, misinterperated and over used word.

Life's ACTUAL meaning is to eat eggs. Thus completing lifes beautiful cycle.

I'm sorry, I'm very tired..
Abigail McFrogmudgritker: "Oh isn't life cruel!??"
Samuel H Stevanerankop: "No you bitch, shit off you tit. Get on with eating my balls you wank licker."
by Hugh September 08, 2004
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its all about fucking dem hot hot ladeeeeez
by God March 17, 2003
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by Pandaemonium October 31, 2003
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A meaningless torture. Giving us an unavoidable destination

of our deepest fear, and giving us the intelligence to foresee it.
by Like A G6 January 07, 2013
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