Lachlan

Resting bitch face but a dude. Has no spidey-senses. Frequently spills pink milk on himself.

Lachlan is too tough for blankies.

by Moody_shark February 22, 2023

Lachking

A very very very short man. Infact this man is the shortest man you will ever see, also hes gay.

He is Lachking

by kindda gay February 22, 2023

Lachlan

Lachlan is normally a guy who loves cats, especially ragdoll cats with green eyes. He has tiktok music taste, even though he listens to awesome artists such as Brent Faiyaz, The Weeknd, Shilo Dynasty, and Frank Ocean. Lachlans may describe themselves as amazing, talented, smart, helpful, funny yet stupid, but overall a great person. He calls other people "fake friends", although they've only talked for 13 days. He also plays video games like Roblox, Valorant, and he used to play Fortnite and owns Fortnite merch from his Fortnite days. It's likely that Lachlans usually only play one sport, namely volleyball.

Have you ever met Lachlan?
Yeah he called me a fake friend even though we've only talked for 13 days 💀
oh wow he's pulling a Lachlan

by k14rvk4 March 7, 2023

Lachie

Lachie is the most awesomeetst guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of black. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I dont). He is the goofiest, sneakiest, most snarky man on planet earth. KisSS HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another boy does. He is a boy magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 15 years before we started kissing, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. (Men) We were friends an now we're in love. (he and i make child a lot)

Me: Look a lachie
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*

by AwesomeAutism December 6, 2022

Lachika

Noun: Can he used in many ways. One who is always looking for trouble, goofing off, has no life goals, wastes people’s time, begs for money/place to sleep. Often used to describe a bum (most notably on broadway).

Can often be used as a verb: lachikaing. The act of doing random activities for no purposeful reason. Looking for trouble. Taking advantage of others.

“Now son, when you go downtown, do no stop at a gas station where you witness a lichika.”

“Is that ____ from high school? He has aged tremendously! It looks as if the lachikaing has caught up to him.”

by Realgirl165 December 10, 2022

Lachika

Noun: Can he used in many ways. One who is always looking for trouble, goofing off, has no life goals, wastes people’s time, begs for money/place to sleep. Often used to describe a bum (most notably on broadway).

Can often be used as a verb: lachikaing. The act of doing random activities for no purposeful reason. Looking for trouble. Taking advantage of others.

“Now son, when you go downtown, do no stop at a gas station where you witness a lichika.”

“Is that ____ from high school? He has aged tremendously! It looks as if the lachikaing has caught up to him.”

by Realgirl165 December 10, 2022

leacoy

leacoy is dookie

i just sat on the toilet bc i had to take α leacoy. it hurt so bad.

by danny devito dog March 21, 2023