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Layoff Beard 

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."
There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.
Layoff Beard by deaconblues February 11, 2009
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multi layer cake 

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.
Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.
multi layer cake by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008
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Layne Staley 

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains
Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.
Layne Staley by Rexall June 10, 2004
Layna is a girl who is always laughing, if you ever meet one she's gonna make you laugh. Layna has the prettiest voice anyone can ever hear. She always has a huge smile, and if there is not a smile on her face there is something wrong. If you have a Layna in your life then keep her she is the funniest, prettiest girl you will ever meet!
Boy: Layna's always laughing
Layna: That's because I'm always happy!
LAYNA by Pager hubiby September 2, 2019
How people like my dad pronounce leg.
Ouch! I hurt my layg! That smarts!
layg by Laygerson June 26, 2005
A smart young lady who knows whats best for her. She doesnt care what others think and if she loose friends she just loose them they were there for just that season.
My name is Laysia
Laysia what u been up to
laysia by laygotdimples November 24, 2019

onions have layers 

ONIONS HAVE LAYERS WE NEED NEED LAYERS SHREK WOULD BE PROUD
Onions have LAYERS!!!!