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tree hugging liberal

A term often associated with the modern day hippie.
People who consider themselves tree hugging liberals are often considered to be.

- Pacifist
- Environment Friendly aka Treehugger
- Vegetarian or Vegan
- Progressive or Liberal
If you're a tree hugging liberal, you support the green party or extreme liberals like ralph nader. If you don't, you're a fake.
by section31 December 1, 2004
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Cyber Liberal

Cyber Liberals are a group of people who gang up in chat rooms and or on public boards. It is important to note that, due to their herd mentality, Cyber Liberals are never found alone; they are always part of a group.

Cyber Liberals believe that the government can magically solve all of mankind's problems. The Cyber Liberals' trust in government leaders is absolute. From birth to death, Cyber Liberals have ultimate faith in the government to provide equally for everyone. They have no understanding of where wealth comes from, and are completely unaware that the government has no wealth except that which it first takes it away from its citizens.

If confronted with their flawed logic and the fallacies of their beliefs, they huddle together and hurl insults and call names. They are unable to defend the unsound reasoning upon which they have based their beliefs, because they lack even the most basic understanding of what they profess to believe. Some Cyber Liberals exhibit symptoms of mad cow disease if asked to explain the fallacies in the logic of their arguments.

When Cyber Liberals are provided with the reality of the results of full government control, whether socialism or a theocracy for example, they deny the facts, deny history, and again resort to hurling insults and name-calling.

Typically a cyber liberal is one who believes that his employment is beneath him, and that his employer owes him a job, regardless of his qualifications and education. Typically he is a high school or college drop out. Although, it is not unusual for a Cyber Liberal to have a B.A. degree in Fine Arts. Those who do cannot understand why they are flipping burgers instead of having their paintings of bird droppings exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.
The Cyber Liberals in the chat room, typing insults in all caps, left no room for a rational debate of principles.
by Cyber Independent July 26, 2009
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2010s Liberal

Mainly used to describe liberals from the 2010s decade. Most 2010s liberals are stereotyped as overly PC as most have actually made everything in the decade like movies, TV shows, cartoons, video games, social media, etc. Making everything all flowery and watered down because they believe everything must be positive which isn't the case most of the time (life is really about both positivity and negativity. The yin and the yang. The universal balance between good and evil).

Not all 2010s liberals are overly PC though. There are some who do believe that not everything should be too politically correct but are mostly overshadowed by the more PC ones.
I was once a 2010s liberal, but I can guarantee you that I'm not a member of the PC police.
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
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Soviet Liberal

A person who strives for equality, justice and liberty for the collective world as a whole whilst noting the problems and decadence of Socialism, the free market and Capitalism throughout history.

They would believe that the world must unite together to build a better, clean and trustworthy society with emphasis on globalism on a socialist scale.

This person is nor a Communist, nor a Capitalist but is usually found in the political Center.
" Did ya hear about Artie? "
" What about the dirty commie? "
" Nah bro, he's a Soviet Liberal now. You know how he is about 'BeInG fAiR uNdEr A fReE mArKeT'. "
by Zoxz March 16, 2019
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High-Functioning-Liberal

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.
Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.
by GlizzyGobbler1141 October 24, 2023
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Massachusetts Liberal

The guy who wrote www.fuckthesouth.com
by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005
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Peloton Liberal

The type of person who sits down and watches everyday of the Tour de France and gets really excited about it. They tend to hate the English cyclists. They get really into the Spanish ones for some reason, cos that's the proper way of doing it. They get really into American alt country for some reaso
The peloton liberal got a flat tyre in Ongar. He went home early from his Sunday ride to listen to the 5 billboards soundtrack on vinyl and read about Tom Watson's remarkable weight loss in his favourite broadsheet.
by RodneyPop October 27, 2018
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