hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.

Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.

by Happy Malone June 1, 2018

Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job

So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials

by Urban dictionary username November 6, 2018

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.

brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!

by spock182 April 26, 2010

tuscan rim job

when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off

dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job

by jumbles October 30, 2011

Columbian Rim Job

When your partner puts cocaine on your asshole and gives you a rim job i.e eats the booty.

"Damn Daniel,last night Sally gave me a Columbian Rim Job"

by Grey_Fox_El_Chingon June 7, 2016

rusty hand job

Fist your partners asshole then reach around and give them a hand job.

I totally gave Jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.

by Ball Lord October 6, 2016

Alabama Blow Job

1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.

Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job

by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019