Tuck and Jerk 

The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.

I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.

Tuck and Jerk by Junior96 December 5, 2011

Browse and Jerk 

The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.

*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.

Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?

Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk

Kid 1- Wtf is that?

Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.

Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.

Kid 2- Thanks.

Browse and Jerk by see_saw_badly August 2, 2009

Left Wing Circle Jerk 

A term to describe a forum, subreddit, comments section, etc. of far-left individuals who strawman anyone to the right of them, mass downvote anyone who disagrees with them, discuss articles without reading past the headlines, and poorly criticize theories that they don't understand.

Person A: I tried reading r/politics yesterday and everyone kept attacking the Senator in the article's title because the headline made him sound racist when he was just trying to place an amendment on a bill
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk

Left Wing Circle Jerk by SueDeNym's pseudonym July 3, 2020

erk and jerk 

Slang for E&J brandy.

Im goin to the store for some erk and jerk

erk and jerk by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004

Jingle Jerk 

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.

"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"

Jingle Jerk by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009

Go Jerk Off 

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.

Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.

Go Jerk Off by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008