Guard "Um, ah shit this is gonna
suck- Harod? Um... King Harod?"
Harod "What!?"
Guard "Um... Shit... There's a
guy running around saying he's the creature dawg."
Harod "Pft! What!?" *snickers*
Guard "Uh... Yeah... It's pretty bad
man."
Harod "Wait, what?" 🤨
Guard "Yeah, no he is walkin on
water and shit... Making fish-"
Harod "MAKING FISH! OH! OOOOOOH SHIT"
Guard "Yeah........"
Harod "OOOOOH SHIT! OH! I'M HYPERVENTILATING! OOOOOH! THIS!"
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard "I donno man..."
Harod "OOOOH SHIT.... He is going to
fuck our shit UP MY
GUY!"
Guard "Damn..."
Harod "Yeah! This is not a good thing. What's happening right now? We are
fucked! Oh man- Where is it!? What is it
even doing!? What do I even call it!?"
Guard "He's- Yeah... He's like a guy man. He's Jesus. He's got a name and everything. He's like a
guy now... In the world. Just HERE."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yahp..."
Harod "Get it. Get rid of it. Wait! Bring it here... Bring it here I need to see it."
Guard "How... Am I supposed to..."
Harod "Bwah, shit I
don't know... Get a bunch of guys. Grab him. Put him in a sack."
Guard *sigh*
Harod "Yeahyeah I know it's... Look. We gotta get it man. Holy shit this is really
bad..."
Guard "Yeah... Alright..."
