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internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010
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international ganja day

one of the grestest days. 20th April. 4/20. Smoke weed on this day!!!
dude whens it IGD?
20th april
thats 6months fuck it, lets light up
by craig March 12, 2003
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The Internet

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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international man of leisure

A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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INTERNUT

1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.

2. noun: A denizen of that community.

3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.
1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.

2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.

3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.
by james savik October 30, 2010
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internet explorer

Software eclusivly developed for the purpose of pulling the internet backwards in time to the stone age,

While at the same time filling int with more security holes then a swiz cheese.
Yay! internet explorer just got support for transparency in png files!...
5-7 years after everyone else....

Oh and its only absolute transparency not alpha value!

Hmmm... maybe in another 5-7 years...
by Whaaaaaaag!!!.. September 7, 2009
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Internet Wrestling Community

Internet Wrestling Community (IWC for short). One of the biggest cop out phrases in all of wrestling. Newsflash, if you are online and looking at this definition and are a wrestling fan, even if you only watch WWE, YOU ARE THE IWC. This is not 1997 where less than 20 percent of wrestling fans have internet access, this is the 2010's where 99 percent of fans have access online. So if you are a wrestling fan, have online access, talk about wrestling at all on any website forum or YouTube, guess what, YOU ARE THE INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY.

What those elitist fans (smarks) should be called is Internet Smarks, because IWC is such a copout and if you are talking about the elitist and say the Internet Wrestling Community, you are in fact saying that 99 percent of wrestling fans are elitist pricks.
Jason: Scott, you members of the Internet Wrestling Community are all the same.
Scott: IWC is such a copout, and I'm not even a smark
Jason: you go online and talk about pro wrestling
Scott: You do too, so what's your point?
Jason: My point is that you are a member of the Internet Wrestling Community
Scott: So are you, if you have access to the internet and talk about wrestling online, you are the IWC.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 17, 2010
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