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vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.
Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.
by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011
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pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.
Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.
by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011
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ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage
Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket
by eatin October 31, 2006
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Pocket Ridic

A response to a ridiculous almost unbelievable story or statement. It is usually the only response that makes sense in the situtation.
Larry: Man last night i got pulled over three times on the way home...
Mark: That's Pocket Ridic man...
by Ajsan February 26, 2006
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pocket boxer

A person who continiously keeps his hands in his pockets to play with his testicals.
Hey what's the new guy in the football
team like?I heard he was a pocket boxer.
by MADANGEL September 5, 2005
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peach pocket

a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.
Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-

Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."

Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."
by Liam Hollis January 9, 2009
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Pocket Pepper

1. Born out of the #metoo movement as a way for women to take back the power, a pocket pepper is a penis bulge in a bro’s pants. Especially tight pants. Like a male cameltoe.
Hey Becky, check out the sweet pocket pepper on Chad.
by Zbiggy July 3, 2019
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