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butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"
by Ryanrath October 13, 2013
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Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
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Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
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Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end
That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt
by Sully2 May 3, 2017
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butt fever

A bad case of diarrhea and vomiting caused by the stomach flu.
Be careful and wash your hands the butt fever will get you down!
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
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bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.
by CatDog122 June 18, 2017
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cheddar butt

When you have a strong cheese-like odor omitting from your asshole
"Hey, man, how did it go with Victoria last night?"
"Man, she had some mean ass cheddar butt"
by cheddbutt69 April 7, 2016
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