hooptified

An inanimate object of poor quality. Something that is ugly or not appealing. Being broken or only partially working.

We were walking to the parking lot and there was a hooptified car parked beside me

by merriamwebster_feaux January 10, 2012

Hoopty

Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.

hooptyrollin

Why you rollin that hoopty? Get yourself a nice ride.

by Rollinhoopty June 13, 2014

hoops and hoes

a phrase in referance to the bigger the hoop (jewelry), the bigger the hoe/rich hoe.

"girl, yo hoop so big, you a gigantic hoe!!!"

"hoops and hoes are awesome, dude"

by squirrelding June 23, 2014

hooping it up in the hammock

To lounge around, relax.

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.

by Szee June 2, 2015

Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.

You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.

by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016

hooper trap

When something looks hella good, but it's really a whole bunch of bullshit . When one of your friends or a human tries to put you in a trap because it looks good.

Your trying to hooper trap me?
That's a hooper trap like on my life.

by Pauline V April 25, 2017

Hooplah in the Pooplah

An informal greeting; another way of saying "hey, how are you?" or "hey how's it going?"

Jake: how's the hooplah in the pooplah?
John: pretty good, how about you?

by MediumBlock December 27, 2017