Hemorrhoid

A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."

"How was work today honey?"

"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."

by Tomahhtoe August 15, 2009

hemorrhoid

an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.

I snoughfurped on the couch last night, and now I have a hemorrhoid.

by Charles Fina, Fort Wayne, IN April 18, 2011

Humerically

A humorous vibe between 2 or more ppl; jokingly; when ppl go off of one another's comments to make jokes.

Julia humerically hops on Michelles vibe to write material.

by Julia Gulia Via Shamella December 15, 2010

humbruh

feets

feets of the humbruh

by redtfyguhjk February 8, 2019

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself July 31, 2003

escape the humdrum

Sex game usually played by gay men where one goes down on the other and has to make him come but dodge it and not get any on him, thus escaping the humdrum.

Hey Chris I'm in the mood, let's go escape the humdrum!

by grizz April 19, 2005

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003