holy mess

Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.

Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!

by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 16, 2005

The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.

"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"

by Courtney April 07, 2005

Holy Child

Yeah, it may suck, but we aren't little shithead skanks like Visi, Holton, Holy Cross girls, we aren't bitches who have a movie about mean people based on our school, and we aren't borderline psychotic like Stone Ridge girls. To sum it all up, Holy Child kicks way more ass then all y'all. BOOYAKASHA

Girl 1: Dude, im so happy i dont go to holton, or visi, or sr, or holy cross...
Girl 2: oh me too, they all suck donkey cock
Girl 1: Totally, plus, all the guys like Holy Child girls cuz we're just awesome
Girl 2: w00t!

by snackwell05 October 26, 2004

Holy Monkey

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism

Praise The Holy Monkey

by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004

Holy Diver

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage

Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"

by Dosemania September 06, 2006

Holy City

The city of Charleston, SC. The greatest city in the country. The name came from the local hardcore kids back in the 80's.

Guy 1: Hey dude, where ya from?
Guy 2: The Holy City.

by HC Local November 06, 2009

Holy Shit

when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!

Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.

by Dale P. Johnson August 24, 2007