Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobble neck

Insanely good oral sex performed on a man

Malik: Boy NayNay just gave me some gobble neck. Shit was hitting.

John: *makes turkey noise*

Malik: *repeats turkey noise*

by SladeTheSupreme September 16, 2017

garbledick

He can only speak garbledick, since his mouth is full of cock..

Can you understand garbledick? you seem well practiced at talking with your mouth full of cock!

by mbdick October 16, 2017

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

gaeble

Hottest girl you will ever see!!! She got a fat ass and knows how to use it!

Guys gaeble has the fattest ass I wanna fuck her so good

by Jacob Johnston2000 April 20, 2018

Gable

A racist snitch

Tom: billy told on me today in class he’s such a gable

by Sloptart3 January 28, 2018

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018