Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

by Filiosp April 14, 2020

Fart and spin

The art of farting in a confined space and spinning round to increase maximum effect

If you don't back the fuck i will fart and spin

by Uncle fucker 2 October 2, 2016

Juggle fart

When you fart, slurp it back and repeat it again and again until you're bored.

Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping and farting noises*
Noé - Please stop

by Kheyzeno November 4, 2020

fart turd

A fart off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 14, 2016

fart plie

That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.

I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.

I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019