fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

by broham14 February 17, 2010

Fake Poppin

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.

Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..

by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010

Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level

I only lost because of that fake noob

by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019

fake natty

A person who claims he is natural/natty
but secretly takes steroids or other illegal drugs that enhance looks muscle mass, fat%, dryness, etc

{natty=he/she takes no steroids,ghg or any illegal drugs that enhance athletic performance or look}
{PDE drugs=performance enhancing drugs e.g. steroids}

"this instagram model claims to be a lifetime natural, but everybody knows he's a fake natty"
"look at him, he's such a fake natty he's biceps are bigger than my head!!!"

by nattybabygains August 11, 2017