fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

Fake Poppin

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.

Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..

by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015