Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

ASHTON FATASS

a big ass nigga that is fucking fat green fn

Ashton why are you such a ashton fatass

by thecreatorofhehehawhaw May 5, 2024

On facts

Agreeing or emphasizing a statement or feeling of emotion.

Person 1: It’s cold out side.

Person 2: On facts

by anonymous December 27, 2024

On Facts

Similar to “on everything” used to exemplify you’re telling the truth

Him: “Bro you did not used to date her.”
Me: “On facts, I did!”

by realahhgirl.1739 December 27, 2024

Alternative Facts Syndrome

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

by DMU77 February 2, 2025

All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The cynical but often accurate observation that for any complex issue, a person can selectively present isolated data points ("cherry-picked" facts) to construct a compelling but deeply misleading narrative that supports their pre-existing bias. This isn't a claim that all facts are false, but that their power comes from context and omission. A single statistic, a lone study, or an individual anecdote can be wielded as a definitive "truth-totem" while ignoring the vast forest of contradictory evidence surrounding it. In the information age, data isn't power; curation is.

Example: A climate change denier points to a single cold day in July and declares, "See? No global warming! All facts are cherry-pickable." They've plucked one irrelevant data point from a planet-sized dataset of rising temperatures, using a "fact" to fabricate a falsehood. It's the weaponization of the technically-true to obscure the actually-true.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Cultural Fatass

A person who does things fat people usually do, but manages to stay skinny.

"I don't know how Justin isn't fat? He drinks so much soda and eats right before he goes to sleep, but he's still skinny"
In this case, Justin is a cultural fatass

by Mrminibagel March 5, 2025