fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

fake peppino

The 4th boss in the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower he's the cheesiest guy I know😏

Me: Who's the 4th boss in Pizza Tower
Him: Fake Peppino
Me: Ok uwu

by Imthehamman May 22, 2023

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020

Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

by broham14 February 17, 2010

Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015