When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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As I had my phone in the shower a sundden drop of water launched Instagram and initiated a video call by mistake as I quickly attempted to hang up with soaked fingers... What a Butt fail!
by Leonarmil October 7, 2022
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This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
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Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
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Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.
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Victim: What a partner fail.
Victim: What a partner fail.
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