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American British English 

A unique and rare brand of native English that can basically be described as British English with American influences. This particular accent will only be found in non-native english speaking territories such as Hong Kong and in parts of Europe, however the speaker's first language is always English. This is quite common among Eurasian children (half Asian half white) with one British parent. This individual will attend international school (English speaking) and therefore will often only speak English though they reside in a non-English speaking part of the world.

At school this kid will mingle with American, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian and of course British kids. American television and music will be a heavy form of entertainment and there will often be some North American teachers at the school. Because of this, the British accent becomes more Americanized than would be normal in the United Kingdom, however the accent stays chiefly British at the core. This may confuse many as this individual will be perceived as sounding British in N America but American in Britain. It can be described as half/half English.
Words that are often pronounced fahst, bahsket, hahlf cahst etc. are replaced with American flat a's.

Words such as daughter pronounce the t more like a d however maintain the aw sound while leaving the r off.

Seldom but existant is the New Yorkizing of words such as pronouncing off as awf and toss as tawss.

Both British and American vocabulary are understood and used in this dialect. Example - both boot and trunk, both pavement and sidewalk.

Mum is replaced with the N American mom.

Both British and American spellings are understood as correct and used. Example - both realise and realize, both colour and color.

Address does not put stress on the a as is the case in American English.

This is American British English.
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jake english 

A precious character from Homestuck that did nothing wrong. Also ex boyfriend of Dirk Strider.
Jake English did nothing wrong.

Sathasiva English School

Sathasiva English School : It was founded by late Arunasalam Sinnappah ,Upaththiyatar (Trained Teacher) in 1885 and later in 1890 as its Principal at his birth place,Analativu,an Island about the size of about 2 sq .miles off Jaffna Peninsula,of Tamileelam (North and Eastern Provinces) ,Formally Jaffna Kingdom for more than 2000 years before the Colonialist Dutch took control and left it untouched but later British in about 1800 brought Jaffna Kingdom and Kandian Kingdom in the rest of the island of Ceylon under one rule.It has celebrated its 75th annivesary in 1960 and 125 th anniversary in 2010 as a Mahavithyalayam.Publications to mark 75 and 125 th anniversaries had his photo at the front page.
Sathasiva English School: It was founded by the great grandfather of Eminent Engineer K Vijayaratnam who saw the founder studying at the varanda of his house when he was 5 years old and the founder waa 92 years old.

Lord English 

A character in the webcomic Homestuck. He is an indestructible demon who will be summoned at the end of the universe to destroy it; however, he can travel in time, and so attempts to prevent his arrival are futile, because he is already here. This phrase - "he is already here" - is a common catchphrase among fans of the comic (and among friends of fans who actually have no idea what they're talking about).
Lord English made his first appearance in the comic in the end of Act 5 intermission, when he possessed the crippled body of Doc Scratch. Here, he takes the form of a hulking green monster with a peg leg, eyes which look like constantly-changing billiard balls, a long coat embellished with rainbow patterns, and a suspicious resemblance to Dave Strider's puppet companion, Lil Cal. He is responsible for the death, by rainbow AK47, of Andrew Hussie. It's thought that he will kill again. It's also thought that he can only be killed by exploiting glitches in the time stream.
Not to be confused with Lord British, a character in the game series Ultima.
"HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO STOP ME...
WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?"
- Lord English
Lord English by thehuw July 22, 2012

AP English 

All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.
Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.
AP English by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008

Do you even English 

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.
Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

eu english

a very funny joke:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this Will
make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a Deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
Kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
eu english by mattyatty July 18, 2005