double dick dildo

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

by BigDogsRana March 16, 2016

Done dick

A done dick is a dick you’ve done, and now you’re done with it.

Person 1: Are you still banging that one dude?

Person 2: Nah, he’s a Done Dick! #DoneDick

by meltron2d2 May 15, 2018

donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 9, 2019

Dollop of dick

When a man has a little cum on his dick and he dabs it on a tongue singing "do do a dollop of dick"

I put a huge dollop of dick on her tongue last night

by @dollopofdick September 18, 2017

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.

Dont dick eat december is payback

by #definitionsofpeople! December 2, 2019

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

by bjeans June 24, 2008

donkey dick

those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.

check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.

by NateHam September 24, 2005