David Banner

A popular rapper, also a code word for a giant beer poop.

I just dropped a David Banner. Dear lord.

by DioAstley October 3, 2008

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David

Not always cute, well-dressed, or socially comfortable, but he's popular in his own circles. He lets his hair grow shaggy until he cuts it every two-ish years. On the rare occasion that he has a girlfriend, he dates her for a long time and is a lil bit cringey around her but at least he actually likes her. A little bit on the chubby side, slouching doesn't make things better, but he still does it. If his friends are gone, he has nothing to do so he'll pull out his phone and stand around because he's not very adventurous. Sets a very low bar for his girlfriends, but is loyal and will date them for at least two years.

"did you know David's actually popular at his school?"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"

by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019

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David Stone

A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.

Wow, that guy just did a David Stone. He should try out for the olympics.

by Cock McBalls June 4, 2008

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David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

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DavidByrd

If you ever meet him, he'll be shy at first but then come out to be someone who you fall in love with. He won't see that he's amazing, even if you tell him how perfect he is in your eyes. Gives the best hugs ever. He's someone who you wont want to go a day without seeing. If you kiss him, you'll never want to stop. He'll make you feel like you dont need anyone else. You'll feel like you dont want anyone else. You want him in your life forever. He'll drink a peanut butter cup milkshake, then poke you with the straw. You'll need him in the butt. He'll stay at your house to help you paint rainbows on your ceiling. One of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Incredibly handsome. You will never think about leaving his side because you love him with all your heart. You wont be asking much but you'll want to ask him for just one chance.

I love you, hun <3

Friend- Hey, did DavidByrd ask you out yet?
You- No, but I still love him anyway

by Tiggertot November 29, 2011

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