Don Vito

Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'

Man, i just don vito'd jess rotten, she'll be screaming for weeks! Yohhhhhh!

by YohHatton February 1, 2007

Don't let it grow legs

Means to not let a situation, feeling or idea get out of control...

X= "I've been having this feeling for my co-worker and I know it's wrong 'cause I'm married"

Y= "Wow man, I think it's serious, don't let it grow legs"

by Darkestapathy February 7, 2007

don mclean

An awesome singer that sings great songs.For example Viincent, And I love you so, and American Pie. Very cute(in his younger years)and totally rocks. Much much much better than Bob Dylan.

Its this song sooo Qool. yeah its Don Mclean singing.

by mrs yuck March 27, 2005

don't shit in your own backyard

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

Don't be a dick!

An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.

Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.

Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)

by Jesse Gold February 28, 2006

Don't Break the Seal Night

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.

Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.

by Anonymous January 2, 2003

Don't cry about it

v., neg. imper.: To not make a big deal out of something; to not become such a little bitch as to cry, even whine, about an issue.

Wife: "Gosh, I hate it when you leave your socks all over the floor! You're so inconsiderate!

Husband: "Don't cry about it! I'll pick 'em up. DAMN!"

by The Grammarian February 15, 2006