Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

Zippy Crystals

Crystal meth or methamphetamine Tina, ice those white little crystals that make you go zoom zoom

Yo you got dem zippy Crystals I gotta stay up for 6 more days

by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

crystal

Cay’s #1 girl, the world.. also known as the only pretty girl to ever exist.

Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?

Person 2: What did he do… this time.

Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD

Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then

by cayyyy February 5, 2023

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014