T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).

Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.

by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010

upside-down crumbcake

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks

that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

by patthebat August 4, 2010

Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

crumb

1. A soft, small, flesh-colored skin flap on the neck, armpits, or groin 2. A benign skin growth, often found near the anus or on the perineum

Friend #1: "Dude, I finally banged that chick last night."

Friend #2: "Get outta here! She got a crumb?"

by J.J. Kool J. August 4, 2010

crumsnatcha

One who snatches crums.

See, he a lil crumsnatcha. Gots to hit a nigga when he ain't lookin, cause he knows he'll get his ass whooped!

by Adam June 27, 2006

crumb catcher

big boobs that catch crumbs or other bits of food falling from ones mouth. males or females can have crumb catchers.

dude your crumb catchers will be working overtime at the buffet.

mom you got a little schmutz on the crumb catchers.

that tshirt really shows off your crumb catchers bob.

wow check out the crumb catchers on that hottie.

by czv August 28, 2007

Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014