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Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.
Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.
by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020
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Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.
Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.
by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018
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Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl
Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap
by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021
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Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.
Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!
by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022
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crap for brains

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.
Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.
by Hempknight January 24, 2003
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crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions
Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.
by itisi November 13, 2007
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