Courtney Jones

When you're having sex with a shemale in the ass and you pull out too fast and he/she shits on you're dick

did you hear about john, he definitely got Courtney Jones'd

by wilkie99 May 13, 2015

jared and courtney

verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks

guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there

by William Shakespeareson April 13, 2008

[courtney cox]

if your top is coming down showing your bra. you say you have a courtney cox

you have a bit of a courtney cox

by julia henderson October 16, 2008

Courtney

A Beautiful, smart women. Who has a intoxicating smile, Gorgeous eyes, Great Booty, but can be a whore. She may take your boyfriend away though so be warned. She has a great body and all girls are jealous of her but boys love her!

Alexander: Did you see the girl named Courtney?

Tim: yeahhh shee wass sooooooooo hottttttt.
Alexander: I would like to get with that.
Tim: yeah I might break up with my girlfriend.
Julia: Guys! She is such a whore!

Alexander: And that is bad because?

by LoverHaterDater April 29, 2011

Courtney

An awesome down to earth guy who brightens a person's life through his esscence. He is that true pimpermint with that minty green flavor. He only has time to do what it do, and he doesn't have time for haters.

A person with a humongous penis.

I'm tired of needle dicks. I'm going to find me a Courtney tonight!

by agent longsworth July 19, 2011

courtney love

see yoko ono,goldigger,cumdumpster,and cock holster

courtney love is a typical woman.most women are just like her.if see had better p.r. reps you would never know that she is a typical women.you would think she is perfect like all the other hollywood trash!

by killbill December 11, 2004

courtesy

Something that is lame, uncool or generally unsatisfactory.

"Joe promised to hang out with us tonight, but then he pulled a courtesy move and hung out with his girlfriend instead."

by pmk724 October 3, 2009