constimated

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,

friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008

Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

by etwizzle July 31, 2015

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

constic

A person on tiktok with a ginormous penis, his balls are the size of mount everest, he also makes good points.

Person 1: Yo did u see constic's balls?
Person 2: Yeah bro they're massive

by penisballs442 February 28, 2021

Constic

Sexiest man alive

“Yoo who’s that absolutely beautiful chiselled work of art over there?”

“oh yeah, that’s just constic.”

by baka head 123 March 2, 2021

Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.

by 2B+ June 7, 2022