Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019

pum pum conqueror

Pum Pum Conqueror-Someone who conquers pussy or Attacks the pussy with a divine force. He or she is great in bed and loves to make a pussy cum.

1.Saveon is great in bed. He always make Prescilla cum he is a pum pum conqueror.
2. Omg he made me so wet last night felt like he is a pum pum conqueror
3. She sucked my pussy soo good she can conquer my pum pum anytime

by Pbcfqrj.. June 18, 2019

David de lá Conquer

Ginger

Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer

by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

Quality cat content

Pictures and videos of cats doing cute or funny things

Jane: Did you see John’s instagram lately? A lot of quality cat content!
Stacy: No, gotta scope it!

by raspberrylimestevie March 19, 2020

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by UrbanDictionaryOwl September 14, 2020

Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021