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Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops 

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.
"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

North Georgia College 

A military college in Georgia, where academics are the #1 priority, except for when they say.
This year, North Georgia College decided to host its alumni review and awards parade two days before finals.

dartmouth college 

Private Ivy League university in chilly Hanover, NH. Dartmouth offers a broad liberal arts education, serving as a feeder school to many prestigious grad schools. Dartmouth tends to attract smart, white, preppy, Conservatives or smart, white, crunchy, outdoorsy kids who just want to go skiing and drink beer. The unique D-Plan is both a bonus and a bummer- while it does let students take terms off to travel and enjoy excellent internships and jobs, people are always coming and going, making it difficult to see your base of friends on a regular basis.

Characterized by fiercely loyal alumni and a powerful Greek system, the Dartmouth undergraduate community is particularly strong- with movies such as "Animal House" based on Dartmouth undergraduate life. Although outdoor sports like skiing and hiking tend to be preferred more than basketball or soccer, Dartmouth students are generally pretty fit.

Notable parts of a Dartmouth education include "X" term (all sophomores are required to spend sophomore summer on campus), the Winter Carnival, Green Key, and the PE requirement. Famous alumni include Dr. Seuss, Robert Frost, Nelson Rockefeller, and Daniel Webster.
"It's a small college sir, but there are those who love it.

-Daniel Webster, class of 1801
dartmouth college by Anita Lim July 15, 2008

Richmond College 

The most Ghetto place on the planet.

The bronx aren't even half as ghetto as this place
Gangsta 1: "oi bruv which college you reppin'"

Gangsta 2: "I iz reppin Richmond College innit blud"

Gangsta 1: "Safetings bruv dat place is ghetto! Esher isn't anywhere near as ghetto as dat!"
Richmond College by Ghettohat1992 October 27, 2008

The College Board 

(noun) An evil government conspiracy created by corporate America to test all students "equally" through standards, when really they are creating a social hierarchy between rich kids who can afford tutors and poor kids who cannot. Though deemed a non-profit organization, they use much of the money from their "tests" to eat $1000 plates New York City. They hire evil masterminds to create tests devoted to ruining high schoolers lives by asking them questions on AP tests not pertaining to anything they have learned that year, or for that matter what pertains to doing well in college. They do not grade their supposed tests, and instead give rich kids the better scores allowing rich america to keep going to Ivy League schools, and the poor kids to community colleges. The rest of us receive scores by which The college board hires a room full of monkeys to throw darts at a dart board, and whatever numbers they hit are the scores you receive in the mail.
"Dude I didn't get accepted into any good colleges!"

"WTF? but you have a 4.0!"

"Yeah but The college Board said i got a 1600 on my SATs, apparently I'm not good enough to go to college"

Dowling College 

A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....