chert

slang for 'ok' or 'nice'.

used to reply to a person after they propose a statement, fact or question

guy 1: "whats the go for tommorow?"
guy 2: "reckon we go fishing or something of the sort"
guy 1: "Chert, seeya then"

by Dead step sister June 8, 2022

Cert

Abbreviation for Certified. May be used to describe something positively.

dawg that sandwich was cert

by the_fucking_legend. June 12, 2022

Certainist

A person who only deals with people or situations that are certain.

Certainist: If you are not certain, I ain't fuckin'with you.

by GoddessShinea June 18, 2022

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

Certified Booty Boy

A boy that is thicc in all the right places and is unnaturally cute for they're gender. They got the thighs, booty and hips, but most importantly all, a face of an angel. It is known that they are so desirable that they make dudes leave they're girl, just for a piece of that.

Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself

Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?

Dude 1: Right 😏

by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022

certifiedandromedastan

the best ravenclaw out there fr. so slay and so pretty, literally the best tiktoker abt the marauders. amazing with picking specfic songs to go w the marauders era characters (especially lana songs). number one lana stan fr!! also obsessed w anna karenina. my fav mutual ever and such an amazing friend fr!

jack: who is the best tiktoker about marauders era things

sarah: definitely certifiedandromedastan!

by blindassmf June 27, 2022

Clart

To suck dick intensely

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first

by Jimbobbobbob July 2, 2022